A tool's name

**Avanti 63r1025** Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:08 am

Went to "the Home Depot" yesterday with my dad. We were looking for tools to help back-out rusted studs/nuts (not on the Avanti). While in the tool aisle I saw something called a Prick Punch. There was an alternate name too, something close to Center/Prick Punch. Anyhow, two thoughts ran through my mind.

1) OW! (and as an aside: I wonder if one would class a Prince Albert as a prick punch?)
2) The guys would love to hear about this.

May the jokes commence / why do I get the feeling Sim's midget is going to be brought into this?

**TuxTshirt** Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:32 pm

Wow, no one commented yet? Ok, I'll do it.

I would imagine a "prick punch" is used for clearing the male's urethra after a long night of sexual activity. How's my aim? ( Laughing

pun intended)

**Avanti 63r1025** Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:51 pm

Ha ha ha! Oh my! I think your aim is still in the '9' circle though you're so close to hitting the border of a 10.

So would Ron Jeremy be susceptible to a prick punch?

Smus Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:24 am

Isn't that what you do to someones gonads at a party? They're being a prick, so ya punch em!

**TuxTshirt** Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:27 am

I, personally, try not to punch gonads while partying.

**Ex US Squid** Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:29 am

**Avanti 63r1025** Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:04 am

TuxTshirt wrote:How's my aim? ( pun intended)

Well, you're showing signs of Peyronie's disease. In other words, your shooting is as straight as a Randy Johnson slider. Dig how I stuck "Johnson" in there? Very Happy

**TuxTshirt** Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:43 am

I dig.

**Avanti 63r1025** Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:58 pm

Taking a tangent:

My brother used to work for CoPart. While there he had access to a bottle of EnhanceAll. No kidding, it looks like a bottle full of cum. You would seriously gross out your friends if you were to pour a little of it out on your kitchen floor (or bathroom floor, or wherever). I think it's like an industrial strength ArmorAll type product.

Remaggib Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:49 pm

I'll have to take your word for it, I've never personally been in the company of a bottle full of cum, for any reason.

**TuxTshirt** Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:51 pm

**Ex US Squid** Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:46 pm

Theres multiple reasons to be around a bottle full Rem?

**Avanti 63r1025** Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:50 pm

Touché Rem., touché!

I'm only basing my description off the color tone and the consistency of EnhanceAll. I also haven't been around a bottle full of real jizz-tastic cum.

Remaggib Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:30 pm

Ex US Squid wrote:Theres multiple reasons to be around a bottle full Rem?

Donation
Scientific research
Consumption
Gift
Dare
Vandalism
Octane booster
Windshield wash
Motor oil
Emergency coolant

Ok, what was I talking about again?

**Simcik** Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:27 pm

Remaggib wrote:
Ex US Squid wrote:Theres multiple reasons to be around a bottle full Rem?

Donation
Scientific research
Consumption
Gift
Dare
Vandalism
Octane booster
Windshield wash
Motor oil
Emergency coolant

Ok, what was I talking about again?