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A tool's name

Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:08 am

Went to "the Home Depot" yesterday with my dad. We were looking for tools to help back-out rusted studs/nuts (not on the Avanti). While in the tool aisle I saw something called a Prick Punch. There was an alternate name too, something close to Center/Prick Punch. Anyhow, two thoughts ran through my mind.

1) OW! (and as an aside: I wonder if one would class a Prince Albert as a prick punch?)
2) The guys would love to hear about this.

May the jokes commence / why do I get the feeling Sim's midget is going to be brought into this?
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Post  TuxTshirt on Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:32 pm

Wow, no one commented yet? Ok, I'll do it.

I would imagine a "prick punch" is used for clearing the male's urethra after a long night of sexual activity. How's my aim? ( Laughing pun intended)

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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:51 pm

Ha ha ha! Oh my! I think your aim is still in the '9' circle though you're so close to hitting the border of a 10.

So would Ron Jeremy be susceptible to a prick punch?
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Post  Smus on Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:24 am

Isn't that what you do to someones gonads at a party? They're being a prick, so ya punch em!

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Post  TuxTshirt on Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:27 am

I, personally, try not to punch gonads while partying.

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Post  Ex US Squid on Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:29 am

Liar

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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:04 am

TuxTshirt wrote:How's my aim? ( Laughing pun intended)
Well, you're showing signs of Peyronie's disease. In other words, your shooting is as straight as a Randy Johnson slider. Dig how I stuck "Johnson" in there? Very Happy
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Post  TuxTshirt on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:43 am

I dig.

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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:58 pm

Taking a tangent:

My brother used to work for CoPart. While there he had access to a bottle of EnhanceAll. No kidding, it looks like a bottle full of cum. You would seriously gross out your friends if you were to pour a little of it out on your kitchen floor (or bathroom floor, or wherever). I think it's like an industrial strength ArmorAll type product.
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Post  Remaggib on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:49 pm

I'll have to take your word for it, I've never personally been in the company of a bottle full of cum, for any reason.
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Post  TuxTshirt on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:51 pm

lol!

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Post  Ex US Squid on Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:46 pm

Theres multiple reasons to be around a bottle full Rem?

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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:50 pm

Touché Rem., touché!

I'm only basing my description off the color tone and the consistency of EnhanceAll. I also haven't been around a bottle full of real jizz-tastic cum.
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Post  Remaggib on Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:30 pm

Ex US Squid wrote:Theres multiple reasons to be around a bottle full Rem?

Donation
Scientific research
Consumption
Gift
Dare
Vandalism
Octane booster
Windshield wash
Motor oil
Emergency coolant

Ok, what was I talking about again?
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Post  Simcik on Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:27 pm

Remaggib wrote:
Ex US Squid wrote:Theres multiple reasons to be around a bottle full Rem?

Donation Neutral
Scientific research Wink
Consumption Shocked
Gift Laughing
Dare Smile
Vandalism Twisted Evil
Octane booster Neutral
Windshield wash scratch
Motor oil Rolling Eyes
Emergency coolant cheers

Ok, what was I talking about again?
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