Title is a Joke

So is this where I complain about how much of a Joke this series is and how being in the bucket and penalized for winning is a joke? Just checkin lol. Ok I feel better now that I found the proper placing. [i][u]

I thought you might like/need a place like this. Just remember it is an "almost" anything goes forum. Try to refrain from speaking - it causes a loss of concentration. Otherwise, do what you wish - so long as it has absolutely nothing to do with anything other than racing.

Oh, and Alpha-car parking is in the rear.

Yea I saw the Alpha parking under the sign that said "Victory Circle" and there was a banner that read "If you didnt win then you didnt pick an alpha car did ya?"
All seemed rather appropriate I suppose

Entirely appropriate...everyone knows that when it comes to alpha cars...the Saturn Ion Redline and Dodge Neon SRT-4 are right at the top of the list!

Oooooooo, a shout out on ISR then a dedicated forum. WHAT A JOKE! Maybe one of you jokers can answer a question for me. If you finish at the back of the field all of the time with a certain car, does that make the car an Alpha? Just checking.

Only if said "Alpha" is known to outrun the competition but due to a horrible and whiney driver they finish in the back Tux. And I feel my Alpha will be running back there at RA while fulfilling my bucket list... Just cant get er to turn! Haha oh well. I can squeak some 21s if all the planets align and I "Tebow" 3 times in a row all after I tell Avanti to "Look its Jesus!" while slappin on a few engine parts unbeknownst to him and droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool. Then and only then do I squeak out the mid 21s. So to all my fellow AIXers.... I hope you all get the trots mid race. Just sayin lol.

See, now if it were Alfa cars...that would be totally different...and I personally could get behind using Alfa's...because they're awesome.

There's got to be some way to allow Alfa's in American Iron - what with the Fiat-Chrysler relationship and all... I think you're on to something, Smus...

Ex US Squid wrote:…after I tell Avanti to "Look its Jesus!" …

WHAT WHERE

Simcik wrote:There's got to be some way to allow Alfa's in American Iron - what with the Fiat-Chrysler relationship and all... I think you're on to something, Smus...

Ironic you should bring up a car manufacturer in bed with another. I asked Squid if I should build him a nice Mercedes SLS AMG. He said it would bring up too many painful memories of what could have been for Dodge.

Tux also found the 2006 GTO can't have a roll cage installed. I was going to suggest he race the right-hand drive Holden/Vauxhall Monaro, as it's basically the same car and it can take a roll cage.

Thought Id reuse this thread here to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR NEW OLD MAN - SIMCIK

Time to go rent a car with the insurance and rape the ever lovin piss out of it till it breaks and return it straight faced. Its fun

Ex US Squid wrote:…Time to go rent a car with the insurance and rape the ever lovin piss out of it till it breaks and return it straight faced. Its fun

+1. Pretend it's the 1960s, and you've rented a GT350H. Tell them the tires were already like that, and the door hinges were abused by the prior renter.

Yes, yes, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Simicik! Does your box feel older?

Happy birthday Sim! And look, you get to spend the race in the bucket!