Ferrari F12 comparison
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Ferrari F12 comparison
From our friends at: http://jalopnik.com/5892051/
Or there is this comparison
Hey Squid, is that why you love your Dodge truck? Is the cab a little warm and possibly humid when you stay in it for an extended period of time, before you get flushed out?
Avanti 63r1025- Posts : 1324
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Call it a pussy all you want haha I dont care... I have bested plenty of Fords over rated trucks to know the Ram....errr Vagina is a superior truck and on the F12 is the "External OS" the "G" spot? Hard to tell cause we can never seem to find it if it actually does exist but you know Im not so certain it does... I have yet to see proof of it
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I happen to drive a vagina and am quite pleased with it. And I have yet to find this "g-spot". Is that when you press the pedal on the right very hard and the vagina starts to squeal and spew rubber smelling smoke?
Perhaps Simcik can confirm the "g-spot" alligations as he's an expert on boxes.
Perhaps Simcik can confirm the "g-spot" alligations as he's an expert on boxes.
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Just to get something to go with this thread.
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Hey Rem how long you had that accurate pic of me? Glad you posted it so now you all can see my penis car that is parked beside errr inside my vagina truck. Tight squeeze but with some grease and a few fore and aft motions she slips right in Sims Box...eerrrrrrrr What????
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Remaggib wrote:
Ha ha ha ha! The epitome of throwing a hot dog down a hallway!
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Avanti 63r1025 wrote:Remaggib wrote:
Ha ha ha ha! The epitome of throwing a hot dog down a hallway!
......I don't get it.......
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There's a derogatory statement, "She's (so loose / such a slut) it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway." The hole is larger than what I'm putting in it.
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Yeah, yeah, it was a joke.
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Copy that. Joker, out.
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I was gonna try to stay out of this.
Rams are not vaginas, but this is a common misconception. In fact, the "vagina" shape is used to attract other vaginas. If a vagina sees another vagina, it is much more likely to come closer. Rams are very smart for using such an elaborate camoflauge.
Other trucks tried such vagina attractant symbols, but failed. The shape chosen by the inferior trucks resembled that of the vagina's mortal enemy - an elongated period.
Rams, unlike others, draw in vaginas with ease. And yes, the t-spot is that magical pedal. Rams even have a second g-spot pedal, though it is risky to use all the time. Too much can lead to a sore rear.
I credit my Ram ownership to lots of my success and it's clever camo, and easy to find g-spots. It is the reason I know so much about boxes.
Rams are not vaginas, but this is a common misconception. In fact, the "vagina" shape is used to attract other vaginas. If a vagina sees another vagina, it is much more likely to come closer. Rams are very smart for using such an elaborate camoflauge.
Other trucks tried such vagina attractant symbols, but failed. The shape chosen by the inferior trucks resembled that of the vagina's mortal enemy - an elongated period.
Rams, unlike others, draw in vaginas with ease. And yes, the t-spot is that magical pedal. Rams even have a second g-spot pedal, though it is risky to use all the time. Too much can lead to a sore rear.
I credit my Ram ownership to lots of my success and it's clever camo, and easy to find g-spots. It is the reason I know so much about boxes.
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Simcik wrote:I was gonna try to stay out of this.
Rams are not vaginas, but this is a common misconception. In fact, the "vagina" shape is used to attract other vaginas. If a vagina sees another vagina, it is much more likely to come closer. Rams are very smart for using such an elaborate camoflauge.
Other trucks tried such vagina attractant symbols, but failed. The shape chosen by the inferior trucks resembled that of the vagina's mortal enemy - an elongated period.
Rams, unlike others, draw in vaginas with ease. And yes, the t-spot is that magical pedal. Rams even have a second g-spot pedal, though it is risky to use all the time. Too much can lead to a sore rear.
I credit my Ram ownership to lots of my success and it's clever camo, and easy to find g-spots. It is the reason I know so much about boxes.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Nice touch, Sim! Simply awesome!
Oh, and then there was the Ford Edsel grille. It's been said that Henry designed it to look like his ol' lady's muff. You be the judge.
The hood ornament only needs to be covered by a "hood" and it'd be the clitoris.
Oh, and then there was the Ford Edsel grille. It's been said that Henry designed it to look like his ol' lady's muff. You be the judge.
The hood ornament only needs to be covered by a "hood" and it'd be the clitoris.
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Well I can't be the judge as I've never seen her muff. Oh, and what's the clitoris? Haha.
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I much prefer the "Like Parking a Bicycle in an Airplane Hanger" And I found this lil guy in there
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