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Post  Simcik on Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:46 am

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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:12 pm

Oh, he knows. He has a 2001 M3 and attends local BMW meets. He sees the douche bag-ary, he just doesn't participate in it.

There's also this Jalopnik article from yesterday.
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Post  Ex US Squid on Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:51 pm

Rado happens to be the 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002% of BMW owners that are not the reason why the middle east wants to bomb us all the time.    I have noticed that it tends to be the guys that want to look rich so bad but happen to just be able to afford the cheap bimmer like this space richard below.   I know if me and a buddy were driving to that place we would have parked our trucks on either side with our passenger doors an inch from the shit buckets doors.   Then see if we can wait him out.   Also cant help but notice the space richard is from texas..... That makes him a Super Ultra Mega Ginormous Hyper Massive Space Richard.


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Post  Ex US Squid on Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:00 pm

Something like this haha 


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Post  Simcik on Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:04 pm

Haha. Dodge Nitro, FTWin!
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Post  StalkerStang on Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:35 pm

Ex US Squid wrote:   I have noticed that it tends to be the guys that want to look rich so bad but happen to just be able to afford the cheap bimmer like this space richard below.   I know if me and a buddy were driving to that place we would have parked our trucks on either side with our passenger doors an inch from the shit buckets doors.   Then see if we can wait him out.   Also cant help but notice the space richard is from texas..... That makes him a Super Ultra Mega Ginormous Hyper Massive Space Richard.
 I park like that from time to time to avoid the very richardly acts that you swinging dick truck owners like to exhibit.

BUT, I do not park in the spaces that are at the front of the store or place, I will park away from everyone else and then take up 3-4 spaces where nobody is parking anyways.

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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:09 pm

I like the "Wren-Oh" Super Mega Pimp Plush truck cab. Great placement of said truck cab.
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Post  Ex US Squid on Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:37 pm

Yea out in the back of a large lot is normal.... many people do..... shit my mom does that all the time just cause its easy to find a spot a half mile back in the lot haha.    But you can tell that the bimmer was in a small strip mall lot that was very short on spots most likely.   I have never once dinged a door.  But said richard would make me want to.   Only time someone has had door dings by my truck is the tards that park way to close then swing open the door into my nerf bars haha.  I come out to see paint on em and it makes me laugh.  I usually look for the parking spot that is the easiest to get in and out of so it tends to be the back of the lots.   But its fun to throw it into a compact spot in downtowns when there is no other options.   Looks funny next to Prius and the other lil turd boxes

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Post  Ex US Squid on Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:38 pm

No imagine parking this!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post  StalkerStang on Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:39 pm

Oh jeez....

Well at least that Viper has the power to pull the extra weight of being stretched.....

The fresh and easy stores have a spot that says its reserved for hybrid and/or electric vehicles.....lol my dad parks his Lightning there every time he goes there


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Post  Simcik on Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:13 pm

Nice truck. I actually think that was one of the best looking Ford trucks made - at least on the outside. I never cared for the dash or most of the rest of the interior. Never understood the clamshell hood, though. Sure, it looks good, but it seems like it would just get in the way if you needed to service/clean anything.

Okay, high-jack over...
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Post  Simcik on Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:15 pm

And, who else thinks it would be highly likely to run into Coolbreeze at a Fresh & Easy??? Hahaha!
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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:12 am

Re. parking stretch limousines:

Pull up to a curb some place and stick it. Hell, I only ever drove standard 4-door Lincoln Town Cars and at times I did that; it's one of the perks of driving a limo. Drivers of stretch limousines are kinda shit outta luck unless the facility has some longer parking spaces.
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Post  OLDFenderBender on Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:57 am

Avanti 63r1025 wrote:Re. parking stretch limousines:

Pull up to a curb some place and stick it. Hell, I only ever drove standard 4-door Lincoln Town Cars and at times I did that; it's one of the perks of driving a limo. Drivers of stretch limousines are kinda shit outta luck unless the facility has some longer parking spaces.
 or try parking 24ft. Penske Trucks

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Post  Remaggib on Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:38 am

Avanti 63r1025 wrote:Re. parking stretch limousines:

Pull up to a curb some place and stick it. Hell, I only ever drove standard 4-door Lincoln Town Cars and at times I did that; it's one of the perks of driving a limo. Drivers of stretch limousines are kinda shit outta luck unless the facility has some longer parking spaces.
 I just parked mine using 2 spaces, or in the back. But mine was only a 30" stretch. Or was it 60"... It was a smaller one. Though the apartment complex I lived at I parked in the back spot, and had to back it in between the dumpster and a station wagon. Kinda tricky situation, but it's what got me the chance to drive the 26' moving truck at work!
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