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This is the best way to sell your car, this dude is awesome

Post  StalkerStang on Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:51 pm

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/3321101219.html

Long read but very entertaining.

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Post  Avanti 63r1025 on Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:30 pm

Somebody flagged it for removal. If he posts it again, grab a screen capture.
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Post  StalkerStang on Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:48 pm

I was still able to see it....

"This car will get you chicks - guaranteed!!! Never in your life has a car made you so appealing to the opposite sex. Driving the '96 GT will be better than your last SIX romantic encounters . . . combined. And I ain't talking about your "encounters" while you "audition your hand puppet", or "Being your own best friend", or "Exercising your right to privacy".

It is time for you to be the "Master of your Domain", and to "take matters into your own hands!!" I know what you're asking, 'Am I man enough to handle a car this flawless?' The short answer is no. Before buying something this rad I grew my beard to unreasonable lengths, trimmed my fingers with belt sander, ate nothing but lumber for six straight days and knocked a polar bear unconscious.

This isn't your normal Mustang GT. This motherfcker is the Mustang GT God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all up on your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it, sh*ts getting serious. In case you're also wondering, the car is equipped with tires (four of them!), doors, a steering wheel, seats and even a radio. The buyer might need to fix an O2 sensor that blew when the Cobra became so bloated with testosterone. thats liek $40.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. 140+mph top speed with 1.21 Jigawatts of power!!! (Plutonium for the flux capacitor not included)

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

If you don't buy this car, you know who wins? Terrorists, that's who! Are you a terrorist? No? Help defeat the terrorists and buy this car today!


Here's the specs:

1996 FORD MUSTANG GT
Black 2 Dr
TOP SPEED: 140 MPH!
0-60 mph: 6.8 sec.; 1/4 mile 15.3 sec.
4.6L V8 FI SOHC 16V, 18/27 mpg
REAR WHEEL DRIVE
215 hp @ 4400 rpm; 285 lbs-ft @ 4800 rpm
http://www.muscularmustangs.com/2005/svtcobraspec96.php


Apx. 130,000 miles

Has BRAND NEW HIB headlights!

I can provide a Car Fax report.

Kelly Blue listed as $3,397 for for private sale
of a car in 'fair' condition in zip code 85335

Needs an O2 sensor.

Being deployed overseas. "







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Post  Remaggib on Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:16 am

That's awesome lol! I wish I could do something like that to sell my box truck!
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