Race #9 - Suzuki san

I will post pics here soon. I have to upload them to my store and delete those after I dl em so I can post the other half.... I have like 20+ that I took so itll take a bit and Im lazy with ADD so odds are Ill get bored and go watch some paint dry in the middle of uploading em all. Plus the Ice Cream Truck guy keeps distracting me by asking if I want a Fudge Pop.... I dont get it...

Thanks in advance for the pictures dude.

Oh, you should ask your ice cream truck guy if the Fudge Pop is smeared all over a nice hard Missile Pop. Don't ask me how I know

Avanti 63r1025 wrote:Thanks in advance for the pictures dude.

Oh, you should ask your ice cream truck guy if the Fudge Pop is smeared all over a nice hard Missile Pop. Don't ask me how I know

Dude......you're starting to worry me......

I'm beginning to think that California is, in general, a closet. And now that Avanti is in Maine, which is out of California.....

Wow look at all these pictures.......

Rem. wins the Internets for today!

I have a very wild / lucrative / lucid / artistic imagination though I'm completely straight. My name should be Alf because I love eating kitty-cat I just don't have my own kitty-cat to please. I'm still looking for the right to eat night after night for hours on end. It tastes yummy and I love making kitty squirm. I'm going to give myself a now because I feel special.

California is lots of things, a closet is not one of them. Politicians in Sacramento do manage to stick California's head up its own ass. When you figure out how, let me know. Hancock shoved one man's head up another man's asshole but that's too easy. Ya gotta do it to yourself for it to be an accomplishment.

[I am so glad we branched off, because we could not have the ↑ above conversations on any monitored forum.]

I was in California for 6 and a half LONG hours. Start to finish. Drive in, enjoy a chili bread-bowl, look at some pier with a lot of manatees or legless dogs or Rose O'Donnel's shit or whatever they were, and then hop on a plane and fly out. I can't remember for sure, but it may have smelled like a closet at least.

Remaggib wrote:…. I can't remember for sure, but it may have smelled like a closet at least.

That part I can go with. I could almost guarantee you weren't in Milpitas, though you describe it perfectly. I started calling it Mel's Penis when I was in my teens because E-GAWD, that place smells torrid. Asparagus passing through urine smells pleasant in comparison. They've got some treatment facilities there and the odor just permeates. It smells so bad, you'd swear your nostrils were raped.

I live about a block (downwind at that) away from a treatment facility, all day every day full tanker trucks unload waste there. Fortunately, most of the smell seems to disperse in the air quickly. I've been around a septic tank being cleaned out, it weren't pleasant.

As a side note, if we had pictures about the race on Friday we might not be talking about sewage treatment

Avanti 63r1025 wrote:
I have a very wild / lucrative / lucid / artistic imagination...

I would have said your imagination is best described as a bit fruity

Back to the pics, I finally got them pulled off the Forza.net site so heres the first of a three post bunch o pics you impatient bastads
It was cool to see Josh On Ze Ruf make his return to the Forza-4 Rolex Racing Series Presented by TuxTshirt

Heres some good shots in order of their overall finishing order -

Congrats to Ceet and as you can see this is a shot depicting the typical view Ceet sees in front of him


Having switched from clutchless to a clutch trans I found the need to strengthen the parts due to the increase in stress so I was lucky to partner with B&M and get the transmission part of my AHR(Archer Halladey Racing) Autohaus Motorsports #-1 Mopar Dodge Viper SRT GT dialed in.


Tux brought back the Black livery and considering he didnt roll the car I bet he will stick with the black color for luck!


Sorta in all his attempts to break to pedals all race long brings it home fourth


Stalker brings the Mustang home with a solid Top5 and in the third part of pics Ill explain why he is in a backup car


Harlen showing some of the carbon fiber body work off


Rem couldnt help but show off to the Japanese how to drift and handling his Vette lika Boss!


Bummer that Lowrider and Josh dropped because from the replay I thought they both had something for Stalker, Harlen and Rem.

Awesome pics! Your photography skills are improving.

I like the picture where I'm so far behind I'm visible on the back half of the lap, going under the bridge. Great shots!

Rem I heard your Vette for three straight laps there. I made sure to watch those laps in that spot to see who it was cause I really didnt make up much ground over you during those few laps. Plus it was cool watching the battle in the first ten laps between you Josh, Stalker and Harlen. You all were really close to each other.

Avanti 63r1025 wrote:[I am so glad we branched off, because we could not have the ↑ above conversations on any monitored forum.]

Avanti, you're welcome.

The rest of you, I'm sorry...

awesome pics squid!!